Monday, May 3, 2010

Obama Gives Commencement Address to 27 Year-Olds at Local Happy Hour

Teaneck, New Jersey--After signing into law a requirement that young adults be allowed to stay on their parents' health insurance until they turn 27 years old, President Obama showed up at Chatterjee's Bar and Grill to give a commencement address to the happy hour crowd.

"Congratulations to all of you for joining with me and your current Congress in kicking the can of individual initiative even further down the road," said Obama. "But there are many more cans yet for us to kick."

The address was well-received by the throng of middling twenty-somethings.

"It was awesome," said one 24 year-old slacker. "Now that I don't have to get a job to pay for health insurance, I can enjoy Jaeger bombs in my leisure time for another couple years. Obama even had some freaky dude named Geithner pick up the bar tab for everyone!"

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