Monday, May 17, 2010

China Suggests Communist World Domination As Solution to America's Immigration Enforcement Problem

Washington, D.C.--During recent talks on human rights, after the Obama Administration apologized to China for Arizona's immigration enforcement law, China offered world domination under communism as a solution to America's illegal immigration problem.

"There would be no need for strict immigration laws if everyone were subject to one world communist government," said one Chinese negotiator following a discussion of China's policies on censorship, slave labor, political imprisonment, and forced abortions. "We look forward to future talks."

Associated articles: Associated Press; State Department Press Conference

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