Cleveland, Ohio--The Generation Y gang, made up of people 29 and younger, took a brutal beating at the hands of rival generational gangs the Baby Boomers and Generation X in a demographic throw-down called by President Obama.
"Generation Y voted for me by a 2 to 1 margin," Obama told reporters from a safe vantage point, "and I gave them what they wanted: vast new entitlements. But the other generations had something to say about who'd pay for it all."
"I thought we were invicible," said one twenty-something, scanning the ground for his wallet and massaging his jaw. "But we were outnumbered, man. Just didn't see it coming."
Associated articles: Robert Samuelson; Robert Samuelson 1
Friday, April 9, 2010
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