Peking, China.--Chinese diplomats lodged an official complaint with the United Nations today as a giant U.S. money leak continued to ruin floors throughout China, on the other side of the globe.“Congress’ record $4 trillion in annual spending has been seeping into our country for weeks now,” said China’s foreign minister, “but the U.S. has done nothing about it.”
China estimates the leak pours $11 billion per day under China’s upper crust, loosening floor boards, weakening foundations, and clogging toilets.
“Every day I read in paper about more U.S. spending,” said one frustrated Chinese citizen. “And every day I tell my wife we need a bigger mop.”
Associated articles: http://www.nypost.com/seven/07192009/news/nationalnews/govt_spending_shatters_postwar_records_180113.htm; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6146957/China-alarmed-by-US-money-printing.html
