Washington, D.C.--To help increase their chances of maintaining their majority, Democrats in Congress are hinting they may adopt a radical new kitten policy during the lame duck session unless things go their way in the November elections.
"We're just not ruling anything out," said one Democratic aide. "In these tough economic times, we all have to sacrifice something."
Political analysts said that while Democrats have proven themselves capable of passing laws over overwhelming popular opposition, they doubted the Democrats' latest threat would ever be implemented, in part because activists groups like the now-dissolved ACORN have already registered thousands of kittens to vote.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Democrats Hint Kittens at Risk in Lame Duck Session
Blog Archive
-
▼
2010
(305)
-
▼
September
(22)
- Obama Runs Afoul of Anti-Stalking Laws
- Headlines
- Democrats Hire M. Night Shyamalan to Direct Pre-el...
- After Inviting Comedian Stephen Colbert to Testify...
- ACLU Objects to Observance of "Moment of Awkward S...
- Obama Tells Bob Woodward the U.S. "Can Absorb a Te...
- New Items for Sale at Democrats' Online Store
- McDonald's Sponsors Super-Sized Constitution Exhib...
- Democrats Unveil New Logo and Merchandise
- Democrats Hint Kittens at Risk in Lame Duck Session
- Obama Revamps Campaign Slogan Amidst Sagging Hopes
- It's a Tax! (Obama vs. Admiral Ackbar)
- President Obama Sports New Look to Regain Popular ...
- Obama Assures Nation "The Only Thing We Have to Be...
- Supreme Court Justices Call Police on Raucous Whit...
- ObamaCare's Bending of Cost Curve Upward Attribute...
- Unemployment Up Further as Potential Job Seekers H...
- Democrats Hold First Annual Burning Money Festival
- Left-wing Nobel Prize-Winning Economist Loses to Y...
- Obama Challenges Russian President to a Constituti...
- Politicians Explain Benefits of Big Government in ...
- "Small Businesses" Added to "The Rich" on White Ho...
-
▼
September
(22)