Monday, January 18, 2010
Obama Administration Announces Plans to "Permanently Eradicate the Scourge of Personal Responsibility"
Washington, D.C.--After the Treasury Department lifted the cap on potential losses for government-run mortgage lenders on Christmas Eve, and pledged potentially infinite taxpayer dollars to pay for the mistakes of others who agreed to government-backed mortgages they couldn't afford, the Department of Health and Human Services announced it planned to "eradicate personal responsibility forever" by producing a vaccine to permanently "suppress the desire for self-improvement and pave the way for an all-encompassing dependence on the national government."
Associated article: Wall Street Journal
Labels:
mortgage crisis,
responsibility
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