Washington, D.C.--President Obama declined to answer most of the questions reporters asked him at his most recent press conference, saying "I owe it to my adoring fans not to reveal future plot details" about his presidency.When asked how he might explain the dismal state of the economy following the biggest government spending spree in history, Obama said "I can't answer that because, you know, I can't reveal any spoilers."
When pressed, Obama said "This production is the result of many talented writers, and if you don't like the current plot twists, just wait until next year."
Administration officials said Obama has a "very loyal following" and that "it would be a disservice to the viewers to ruin any surprises."
